Samantha's Blog

Don’t throw an elbow if you can’t take one!

Samantha — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:37:56 +0000

When a friendly game of intermural softball gets a little rough, that is expected. When bitches start trying to push me into walls, throwing elbows, grabbing jerseys, thats when it gets personal! Once realizing the ref had no issues letting shit slide, I knew what I had to do. Push me into a wall, i dont care that I’ve been sprinting up and down a basketball court turned indoor soccer field for 35 mins, I will take you down! I was disappointed this midget didn’t take a spill right on the floor. It’s called fair retaliation! She evidently also took it upon herself to “inadvertantly” grope one of my teamates and thats just a level of not-coolness that I can’t let slide. Bottom line:

I do what I gotta do

Violence begets violence

Its only illegal when it continues outside of the game

P.S. she did NOT shake my hand afterwards haha…now thats just poor sportsmanship

Hey I just went to the doctor, he thinks I might have MARCH MADNESS

Samantha — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:16:48 +0000

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904478

Pictures I took from Algonkian Park

Samantha — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:54:19 +0000

Potomac River

trees in front of the sun setting at Algonkian

ESPN MLB Team

Samantha — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:30:18 +0000

Demetri Martin is my hero!

Samantha — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:30:19 +0000

Just a couple amazing quotes from Demetri Martin:

“I remember when I was in school, my teacher said, ‘can you name the presidents?’ I was like, ‘sure, i mean they already have names but if you want me to do that…’

“If you get glitter on you, be prepared to have it on you forever! Glitter is the herpies of craft supplies.”

“I bought a clock and then the big hand broke off it. I didn’t want to through it away, so I just added -ish to every number.”

Just some money quotes from Psych.

Samantha — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:28:48 +0000

Conrad: In case you missed it Detective, this is my ‘I told you so’ face.
Shawn: Which is kind of indistinguishable from your ‘I thought it was a new episode of Law and Order but it’s a repeat’ face.

Henry: “This is not the place for your shenanigans.”
Shawn: “It was a single shenanigan. And really more of a hi-jink.”

Gus:…then there was grimace. That brother was funny
Shawn:what? wait-wait-wait, excuse us. I gave you Vin Diesel.
Gus:gave me?
Shawn:you’re not claiming grimace as a brother.
Gus:grimace is a brother.
Shawn:he’s an emorphous mass, like a big amoeba.
Gus:he’s a black amoeba shawn.
Shawn:purple!

Shawn: Told you so. Touché.
Gus: You can’t “touché” yourself.
Shawn: Sure I can. Your bad.
Gus: It’s not “my bad.” You can’t “my bad” for someone else.
Shawn: Yeah, but you ain’t mad at it, though. Know what you saying?
Gus: Will you stop it?

Jack: So what about it, boys? Want to be treasure hunters?
Shawn: Are you kidding me? That’s like asking me if I want my own jet pack, or if I’ve ever wanted to be a koala bear.

Lassiter: Hey, we found prints.
Shawn : Was he in a little red corvette?
Gus: Under the cherry moon?
Lassiter: FINGER prints!

Shawn: I lived in an airport for a month.
Gus: That was Tom Hanks in The Terminal.
Shawn: Same difference.

Gus: I’ve seen enough slasher movies to know that when the brother goes out in the woods, he doesn’t even sort of come back.

Shawn: If I’m not back in exactely 4 minutes please go looking for me. But really start giving it some serious thought after 2. And if you think that theres anything even slightly amiss after 45 seconds, you’re the leader here.

10 Reasons I Hate Rain

Samantha — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:47:41 +0000

Recently got into a full-blown discussion with a friend on how sucky rain is, so I felt like listing out my personal reasons for hating it!

1. great hair day = bad hair day
2. menial activities become substantially more difficult to complete
3. driving is difficult
4. walking becomes straight-up obnoxious
5. worms mistake sidewalk for dirt, which eventually fucks up a great pair of shoes
6. the weather is the only thing anyone talks about
7. weathermen become wrongfully over-hyped
8. hearing that its 30% chance of rain while its raining makes you seriously question how advanced our technology really is
9. clothing = instantly ruined = wearing multiple outfits a day = more laundrey = higher energy bills = ruined economy…don’t be fooled, our ridiculous economy can totally be blamed on rain, i will continue to stand by this
10. it makes the Totes people unnecessarily more rich – fuck them! capitalizing on such a sucky situation…thats like someone selling tee-shirts with swasticas on them to poor kids in Israel…basically the same thing. I know…fucked up right?

Luckily, its snowing here. Sorry Matt!

Kids today will not understand the amazingness of this clip!

Samantha — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:01:34 +0000

We want change. Yes we can. Obama ’08. etc…

Samantha — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:51:03 +0000

Finally, something we as Americans can be proud of: our leader! Just knowing that your leader is on the tail end of most jokes or just general mockery these days goes pretty high on the list of embarassing situations. Luckily I can still claim that I wasn’t able to vote during that ridiculous time period of staunch conservativism and fear mongering that led to us re-elected Bush’s incompetent ass for another 4 years. Today was a win for us as a nation, despite what some people may or may not think.

We finally have a president that wants to look out for everyone, not just rich dudes from even richer families. We need someone looking out for those who can’t help themselves, despite the widely-held belief that if Pedro just stopped being lazy and got a job he’d be able to support his family like the rest of us. Oh, and it’s also nice to know that we now have a cabinet of leaders who won’t try to perpetuate a war that by this point is admittedly a mistake and only sucks our economy and our man-power dry. It’s finally time to let people have freedoms that these weird quaker-based views have been holding our country back from realizing. Gay people are not the devil-reincarnate and an aborted fetus is not a child. Let people do what they’re gonna do and you worry about yourself. Done!

I officially give up on football…atleast for the rest of this year

Samantha — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:02:53 +0000

So my team has been The Giants since birth! And I’m not conceited enough that I can’t appreciate another team’s talent, even if they do somehow beat the G-Men; however, I refuse to acknowledge the Eagles as a good team. Sunday’s divisional playoff game was a JOKE! I am more than disgusted at the way my team played, but the Eagles definitely didn’t do all that much better to pull off a win. Their running game was garbage. I believe Westbrook ended up averaging negative yardage by the time everything was said and done. Lucky for them he’s injured for next weeks game. There is officially no one left to root for in this years Super Bowl race. Pittsburgh doesn’t need any more fans, Baltimore…..yeaaaa…i’m not gonna root for Baltimore, and if another Philadelphia team wins following the Phillies miraculous World Series win there will be riots and that shit-city doesn’t need people to think it’s any better than it really is. I guess I’ll cheer on Arizona at this point. Everyone loves an underdog right?

Eli-you’re still my boy!